"I have a headache."
- Gene Hackman
"Why is it so hot in here?"
- Dustin Hoffman
"I can’t get this stupid thing to work."
- Meryl Streep
"Is there by chance an inflatable version that I can fit in my backpack?"
- Sean Connery
"Are Chips Ahoy microwave safe?"
- Nicolas Cage
"That’s crazy."
- Denzel Washington
"Oh no, we’re out of ice cubes!"
- David Bowie
"So how many pizzas should we order?"
- Sigourney Weaver
"Actually, whales and dolphins are mammals."
- Ted Danson